The reason so many people died in China’s earthquake last night is because all the houses are “MADE IN CHINA”
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Jokes
Jokes
I asked a guy “how long have you been working here?” He said “well, ever since they threatened to fire me!”
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The economy is so bad that I’m getting pre-declined credit card offers!
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Right now I’m having amnesia & a deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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A father caught his son smoking & told him that if he catches him smoking again he won’t die from smoking.
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My first psychiatrist said I was was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he’s out to get me.
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The biggest advantage of living over 100 is that whatever you do, there is no peer pressure!
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If you are busted doing a Ponzi Scheme its a Segula for Arichas Yomim.
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What would the Lubavicher Rebbe do if alive today? He’d bang on his grave & scream for someone to let him out!
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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive!
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