Why are they called a Tuna Beigel? Because on the outside it looks nice & geshmak, but on the inside its very fishy.
Jokes
Jokes
The day Chrysler makes something that doesnt suck will probably be the day they start making vacuum cleaners!
Why in Kollel is it called “seder”? Because you sit Ongelient, you drink 4 Koises (of coffee) and you finish before Chatzos!
After much research, historians now believe that the “The Dark Ages” were caused by the Y1K problem.
The richest lady in history was Basya. She went to the banks of the water and picked up the biggest profit.
Aveilus during Sfira: Lechatchila: No concerts. Mehadrin: No music at all. Mehadrin Min HaMihadrin: Listen to Acapella.
For $1,000 Kupat Hair will give you the same sunshine that R’ Chaim Kanivesky said Birchas HaChama on.
If you donate a substantial sum of money to the Qupat Hajir branch in Gaza they will send a Mullah to blow himself up at the Kosel, Kever Rochel, or any other Mokom Kodosh of your choosing!
In London, the Oilam got up for Kidush Hachama is was cloudy so they went back to sleep for 28 years!
A father said to his son: “If you do not behave, I won’t take you to Birchas Hachamah! The Son answered: “If you don’t take me this time – I won’t take you to the next Birchars Hachamah!
I was looking to go on Chol Hamoed to a place with the least Yidden. So far the Beis Medresh is the #1 place!
I asked a Satmar kid who built the Kosel? Kid: I dunno, but whoever it is, he is NEVER coming out of Gehenom!
Wife: There is a Parshas Zocher but what about a Parshas Nekeiva? Husband: That we also have, its called Parshas Para!