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VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:20:50 +0000

I still think the failed NYC bomber wouldve done far more damage if he drove through Times Square in a Toyota.

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:19:56 +0000

Politics is like washing a window. No matter which side you are on, the dirt is always on the other side!

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:19:36 +0000

The most suspicious thing about the attempted bombing in Manhattan, was that the driver found a parking spot.

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:19:13 +0000

A pessimist will say “things can’t get any worse”. An optimist says “don’t worry they will!”

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:18:22 +0000

If George Washington never told a lie… how exactly did he get elected?

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:18:02 +0000

In Russia dentists used to give fillings through the ear, cuz people weren’t allowed to open their mouths…

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:17:27 +0000

Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A: Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:17:01 +0000

Pay no attention to people who talk behind your back, cuz it simply means that youre two steps ahead of them!

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:16:31 +0000

Evening news is where they begin with the words “Good Evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:16:08 +0000

Computers are machines that help you solve problems you would’ve never had if you didn’t have a computer!

VidYid Editor — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:15:45 +0000

The reason so many people died in China’s earthquake last night is because all the houses are “MADE IN CHINA”

VidYid Editor — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:55:48 +0000

I asked a guy “how long have you been working here?” He said “well, ever since they threatened to fire me!”

VidYid Editor — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:55:18 +0000

The economy is so bad that I’m getting pre-declined credit card offers!

VidYid Editor — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:55:09 +0000

Right now I’m having amnesia & a deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

VidYid Editor — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:54:54 +0000

A father caught his son smoking & told him that if he catches him smoking again he won’t die from smoking.