I still think the failed NYC bomber wouldve done far more damage if he drove through Times Square in a Toyota.
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Politics is like washing a window. No matter which side you are on, the dirt is always on the other side!
The most suspicious thing about the attempted bombing in Manhattan, was that the driver found a parking spot.
In Russia dentists used to give fillings through the ear, cuz people weren’t allowed to open their mouths…
Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A: Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.
Pay no attention to people who talk behind your back, cuz it simply means that youre two steps ahead of them!
Evening news is where they begin with the words “Good Evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Computers are machines that help you solve problems you would’ve never had if you didn’t have a computer!
The reason so many people died in China’s earthquake last night is because all the houses are “MADE IN CHINA”
I asked a guy “how long have you been working here?” He said “well, ever since they threatened to fire me!”
A father caught his son smoking & told him that if he catches him smoking again he won’t die from smoking.
My first psychiatrist said I was was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he’s out to get me.
What would the Lubavicher Rebbe do if alive today? He’d bang on his grave & scream for someone to let him out!
How do we know that Korach was rich? Because all his neighbors couldn’t wait for the ground to swallow him up!
What did the centipede tell his Mashgiach who told him to come to Mincha? “Wait 20 minutes I am putting on my shoes”
A Yerushalmi once said “If I was Bill Gates I’d be richer than him. I would also do some tutoring on the side”.
Why do people daven so fast nowadays? Because you are supposed to Daven like you count your money & no one has money!