I still think the failed NYC bomber wouldve done far more damage if he drove through Times Square in a Toyota.
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Jokes
Jokes
Politics is like washing a window. No matter which side you are on, the dirt is always on the other side!
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The most suspicious thing about the attempted bombing in Manhattan, was that the driver found a parking spot.
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A pessimist will say “things can’t get any worse”. An optimist says “don’t worry they will!”
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If George Washington never told a lie… how exactly did he get elected?
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In Russia dentists used to give fillings through the ear, cuz people weren’t allowed to open their mouths…
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Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A: Because they’re not going to work in the future, either.
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Pay no attention to people who talk behind your back, cuz it simply means that youre two steps ahead of them!
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Evening news is where they begin with the words “Good Evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Computers are machines that help you solve problems you would’ve never had if you didn’t have a computer!
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